Monday 15 November 2010

Naked sexy Italian lady

Now far be it from me to gather the masses around my blog with the promise of young Mediterranean ladies when the reality is far sexier. Let me explain.. The work of art pictured above is Adrian's new, slimmer and curvaceous lady in his life. Notice the way the make up flows around the frame with the airbrush skill of Hollywood's finest make up artists. It is like an eye Shadow lady GaGa would die for and flaunt around the globe harassed by the paparazzi.
So having thrown his leg over this slim Italian babe what happens to Ade? Well we don't know yet but I am going to make a prediction based on two pieces of evidence. The first is there for all to see, notice the white pedals attached to the bike designed to merge with the artists covering of the frame. They are 'look' pedals. He does not consider this a make of pedal more a demand on your attention- 'you will stare as I go by'. Secondly, to caress the pedals, carbon shoes were essential. Having changed the traditional foot attire for featherweight moulded cycling essentials Ade has dropped his travelling weight by about the same as a steak dinner. This actually means he can have an extra steak dinner before he cycles. What a great idea, if he could still afford one.

What next. Well I predict he will build on this new image convincing himself he is 'more than mortal woman deserves', a Roman god, a deification on earth. Watch the brylcream slick the hair back. The sideburns start to point and the clothing get more expensive. Words like bambio, bellissimo and chow will drawl from his lips at every occasion when he is sure he will be overheard. My view - enjoy yourself ... if you find yourself as a piece of eye candy for something as beautiful as a Willier you need to raise your game or people will only think the bike is only with you for your your money. (Yes I know they are but we can fantasise can't we?) Keep spinning soon be summer!!!

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