Complete the following...You know you are a cyclist when.......

 

For me it was when I was in the kitchen two days ago. Opening one cupboard I found:

• A box of flapjacks (14 large ones)
• A whole banana cake, I took [only] one third to Cheshire Oak cycles thinking I would need the rest. It's funny to watch cyclists descend on free cake. I should add these were both given to me though.

I then looked at some of the other bits and pieces...

• A drawer in the freezer with 24 portions of chicken
• A drawer in the freezer with 6 packets of minced meat
• Assorted sauces (16 jars) to go with the above
• Four different types of pasta
• 12 Soreen cakes in four flavours
• 24 tins of rice pudding in the fridge (I like it cold)
• Assorted oily fish - 9 tins
• Three jars of coffee - can't run out
• A nepresso machine
• 24 varieties of nespresso
• bananas
• three varieties of gels 60 in total
• 3 jars of SIS energy drink
• 1 jar of recovery drinks
• 2 types of energy bar 40 in total
• Rice lots of....
• Assorted cartons of fruit juice 6 of.

I think that's about it at the moment.... so am I a cyclist? To be sure the other end of the kitchen is a table full of new bits from wiggle being experimented with.... Oh and the febreze isn't there by mistake

So how do you know you are a cyclist?